Vowel movement jokes

Soup

Soup

I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

Disaster

Disaster

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Toilet

Toilet

I always thought it was vowel movement instead of bowel movement...

Which kind of makes sense if you think about it...

You’re on the toilet going Aaaaa.... Eeeee.... Iiiiii.... Oooooo.... Uuuuu...

And sometimes WHY?!?!