Yoda jokes

Man

Man

A man is about to commit suicide my jumping of the roof of his house

(Yoda pops up for suicide rescue)

Yoda:- Jump..

(Man falls to his death)

Yoda:- you must not...

Obi Wan

Obi Wan

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3

Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

Star Wars

Star Wars

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Luke

Luke

Luke:”Yoda, are we heading the right direction?”

Yoda:”Off course, we are.”