Actor jokes

Stage

Stage

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

(One of my favorite jokes for my cakeday)

Leg

Leg

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Lie

Lie

Just found out that the Oscars is a big fucking lie all the way along

Those people they invite to their ceremonies are all paid actors

Role

Role

A shout out to Jussie Smollette

On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.

House

House

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman