I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.
Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
A German is trying to to make his way to Paris
At the border, the French customs agent asks him
“Name?”
“Hans Mueller.”
“Place of residence?”
“Munich.”
“Occupation?”
“No, just vacation this time.”
As I stood before the airline ticket agent, I said "I want to buy a ticket to London. But I want one bag to go to Tokyo and the other to Moscow."
"Sir, we can't do that," the ticket agent exclaimed.
"Why not?" I asked. "You did it to me last time I flew with you."
A photon is at the customs window when the agent asks: "Do you have any luggage to declare?"
The photon answers: "No, I'm traveling light."
Cowboy Insurance
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."
"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.
However, he does not know the exact date. He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him: "Is today before or after the JF-"
"Before"