Time traveler

The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite

So he went back four seconds

The Job Interview

Me: "Time travel"

Potential Employer: "What would you say is your greatest stre-WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Now! What do we want?

Time traveller jokes. When do we want them?

The bartender told him, "We don't serve time travellers here!"

A time traveller walked into a bar,

A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.

However, he does not know the exact date. He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him: "Is today before or after the JF-"

"Before"