Ambulance jokes

Fan

Fan

A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance!

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Black guy

Black guy

What do you call a black guy having a heart attack?

An ambulance.

Dad

Dad

Dad Joke

Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance

Son: You are........ an ambulance

Dad: Proud of you son.

Man

Man

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance

Boy

Boy

What do you call a boy who finally stood up to his bullies?

An ambulance.