Baker jokes

A drunk man walks into a bakery...

He approaches the baker and says "I fucked your mother!" On which the baker replies "Go home dad"

Never insult an Italian Baker

He'll beat the focaccia.

My grandfather was a baker in the army...

...he went in all buns glazing.

An Atheist...

Walks up to the Pearly Gates. God says, "I will let you in if you can make me laugh."

The Atheist asks, "who is the greatest Jewish baker of all time? Hitler. He made over 60,000 Jews toast."

God looks at him and says, "A holocaust joke? That is not really funny."

The atheist replied, "Eh, I guess you should have been there."

Do you know why donuts have a hole in them?

Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed