My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.
**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend
I hate engineer students, they always walk around saying "I'm an engineer" this, or "I'm an engineer" that.
You don't hear a math student say "i'm a mathematician" or an art student say "i'm a barista".
A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."