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Bernie Sanders confronted the head of the NSA and asked him why they are still illegally surveilling Americans.
The guy replied, “Some people just like to watch the world, Bern.”
Bernie Sanders jokes
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It makes sense that Bernie Sanders supports Marijuana legalization...
...because his success has hinged upon high voter turnout.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck, I need to sleep...