Bible jokes

If you only believe in 12.5% of the bible

You're an eighth theist

I’m reading a book that tries to compare different versions of The Bible.

There is a lot of cross referencing.

The Holy Bible tells us to love one another.

The Kama Sutra is more specific.

The Bible is 100% accurate

Especially when thrown at close range

By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."