Birthday party jokes

Thief

Thief

The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today.

I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.

Girlfriend

Girlfriend

My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24

What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.

Tommy

Tommy

What did Tommy get when his birthday party was held during the epidemic?

Arrested