Bone jokes

Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?

A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard!

65,000,011 years ago

Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."

"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."

Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

What do giants and strippers both have in common?

They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

How are KFC and women alike?

After the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in.