Giant

Be careful today when searching "Giant Black Hole Pics"

All I keep getting are scientific articles.

What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe Fi Fo-bia

An Australian was taking his girlfriend out for a night of passion under the stars.....

....when she was stung between the legs by a giant hornet. In a panic he wasn’t sure what to do so he rang the Australian Emergency Medical Helpline.... “Hello, I’m takin’ me Shiela out for a romantic night of camping and she’s just been stung by a hornet on her privates...and it’s all swollen and closed up”... “Ahhh bummer mate”, the helpline operator replied. “Oh cheers, great idea, thanks mate!” Replied Bruce... and put the ‘phone down.....

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...

She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do giants and strippers both have in common?

They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.