Wife
My wife suspected I was cheating, so to catch me she hired a prostitute to flash her breasts and try to seduce me.
I didn't fall for that shit... I can spot a booby trap a mile away.
My wife suspected I was cheating, so to catch me she hired a prostitute to flash her breasts and try to seduce me.
I didn't fall for that shit... I can spot a booby trap a mile away.
My wife took her shirt and bra off during an argument, which I was winning.
It was a booby trap.
My wife left her bra on the floor of our bedroom. It almost killed me when I tripped over it this morning.
Stupid boobie traps.