Booby trap jokes

Wife

Wife

My wife suspected I was cheating, so to catch me she hired a prostitute to flash her breasts and try to seduce me.

I didn't fall for that shit... I can spot a booby trap a mile away.

Wife

Wife

My wife took her shirt and bra off during an argument, which I was winning.

It was a booby trap.

Wife

Wife

My wife left her bra on the floor of our bedroom. It almost killed me when I tripped over it this morning.

Stupid boobie traps.