Boomerang jokes

Fun fact : Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Dads are like boomerangs..

..I hope.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

A man walking on the beach stumbled on a bottle.

He picked it up and pulled the cork and a genie jumped out.

Genie: Thank you for freeing me. I will grant you one wish.

Man: I've heard this one, whatever I wish for will come back and bite me.

Genie: Nah man I won't do that. In fact if that happens I'll give you unlimited wishes for the rest of your life.

Man: Okay, I want a boomerang with teeth.

Some sad news from Australia...

the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

I couldn't remember where I threw my boomerang...

And then it hit me.