Orphan

Orphan

Teacher

Teacher

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents.

Orphans

Orphans

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Explanation

Explanation

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.

Robin

Robin

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile!

Bag of chips

Bag of chips

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size.

Flour

Flour

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Church

Church

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father.

Orphans

Orphans

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Calendar

Calendar

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's or Mother's Day.

Girl

Girl

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can’t." Girl: "My parents aren’t home ;)" Orphan: "Oh, cool, something we have in common."

Famous

Famous

How did the orphan become famous? They said “Go Big or Go Home.”

Orphans

Orphans

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Phone

Phone

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Orphans

Orphans

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

Orphans

Orphans

What is an orphan’s favorite event?

Homecoming.

Show

Show

What show does an orphan hate? Family Guy.

Flour

Flour

What flour do you give an orphan? Self-raising.

Movie

Movie

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home alone.

Website

Website

I made a website for orphans; unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Poker

Poker

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.

Boomerang

Boomerang

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Orphans

Orphans

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

Kid

Kid

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? They can't see their parents.