Orphan jokes

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile!

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's or Mother's Day.

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can’t." Girl: "My parents aren’t home ;)" Orphan: "Oh, cool, something we have in common."

How did the orphan become famous? They said “Go Big or Go Home.”

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

What is an orphan’s favorite event?

Homecoming.

What show does an orphan hate? Family Guy.

What flour do you give an orphan? Self-raising.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home alone.

I made a website for orphans; unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.