Botox jokes

Doctor

Doctor

I got Botox and I asked the doctor “how many years younger will this make me look?”

He said “zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who also got Botox.”

Woman

Woman

The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

The child didn't look surprised.

Eyebrow

Eyebrow

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject

Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.