Bride jokes

Wedding

Wedding

At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to a guy next to me, "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog" "Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...

'I'm her fucking mother' came the reply

Guest

Guest

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blow job.