Broom jokes

PhD

PhD

but I have a PhD...

"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."

"But I have a PhD..."

"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."

Wife

Wife

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day

Husband: Well next time take the car then silly

Witch

Witch

why don't witches where underwear

So they can get a better grip on the broom

Sweep

Sweep

Why was the broom late?

because it overswept