Calculus

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix

So don't drink and derive

"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.

"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

What do you call recycled calculus jokes?

Derivative humor.