Capital jokes

62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital "Loo-uh-vul", while 38% say "Loo-ee-ville".

Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.

What is the capital of Greece?

About 10 dollars.

What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

Why is Ireland the wealthiest country in the world?

because its capital is always dublin.

A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner

I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse".

Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.

I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It's shift work

What did the capital O say to the capital Q?

Dude, your dick's hanging out..