Career jokes

Tour guide

Tour guide

As I have gotten older and started thinking about all the people I have lost on the way I'm starting to think.....

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't the best career

Field

Field

I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

Pants

Pants

Jared Fogles career started and ended the same way.

Trying to get in to smaller pants.

Grandad

Grandad

My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex.

Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer.

Archaeologist

Archaeologist

My career is in ruins.

It’s great being an archaeologist.