Chameleon jokes

Color

Color

What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction!

Egg

Egg

A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped.

Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"

Color

Color

My chameleon couldn’t change colors, so I took him to the vet...

Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.