Chihuahua jokes

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."

Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"

Poodle: "That's not gonna work"

Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"

Poodle: "...No"

Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"

I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!

My dog came in third.

How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua