Cocaine jokes

Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month;

then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall...

My friends and family swear I’m addicted to cocaine, but I’m not.

I just like the smell.

Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell cocaine.

I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.

When I was young I used to sniff gasoline to get high...

These days we switched to cocaine to save some money.

Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine?

I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer.

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine...

The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.