A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her
He replies, "I can't, that would be against my code of ethics" Twenty minutes went by and the woman again pleaded for him to kiss her. Once more he refused, explaining as a doctor he simply could not. After another 15 minutes passed, the woman begged him again. "Look, I'm sorry. I just can't kiss you. In fact," he sighed, "I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
50 shades of grey
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My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code
Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
I recently started learning Morse code, but it's really hurting my sleep schedule
FUCK U TOO RAIN
How do Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code!
99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. You take one down, patch it around...
129 bugs in the code.