Corona virus jokes

President

President

US President Donald Trump tested and was not infected by the Corona virus. Experts from the Robert Koch Institute are not surprised.

The virus has been shown to affect lungs, not assholes.

Women

Women

I like my women how I like my Corona viruses

Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath

Duck

Duck

I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus...

It’s nothing flashy, but it fits the bill