Cow jokes

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between a guy dying on a cross and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

Cows

Cows

Knock... knock...

Who's there?

Cows say.

Cows say who?

No, cows say moo.

Farmer

Farmer

A farmer had 196 cows in his field

When he rounded them up he had 200