Cure jokes

Woman has a sore throat and asks for help

So a woman has a sore throat and asks for help from her coworker.

The coworker says "I have the best cure! Every time my throat hurts I just give my husband a blowjob and it heals"

The next day the woman goes to work with her sore throat healed.

Coworker asks "Did it work"

Woman says "Yes! And your husband couldn't believe that this was your idea!".

Blowjobs do not relieve headaches

The other day, I had an astoundingly painful headache and I couldn't help but complain about it to my girlfriend. She surprised me by saying, "Ya know, blowjobs can be a natural cure for a headache..." So, I thought it was worth a shot. But that day I learned my girlfriend is damned a liar. I sucked three dicks and my head still fucking hurt.

Train

Train

The cure for my depression is right around the corner.

Yes, here comes my train now.

Depression

Depression

How do you cure depression ?

Love it. Then it will leave you after a while for someone else.

Form

Form

I’ve been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80’s bands

There is no cure

Alcohol

Alcohol

They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie...

It still hasn't cured my alcoholism.