A gamer dies and goes to hell...
After one week, the devil goes to God:
\- God?! What crazy person have you send me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, running like crazy everywhere and yelling: "Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!"
A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”
“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”
What is reverse exorcism?
When the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?
But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback
A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal
... and says, "Alright, I want to win my next 10 cases in a row, for settlements of no less than $1 million!"
The Devil replies, "Ok mister lawyer, but in return, I demand the souls of your wife and child for 1000 years!"
The lawyer scratches his head and says, "I don't get it, where's the catch?"
From my dad.