Dinner jokes

My little brother is throwing a tantrum because we aren’t having German sausages for dinner

He’s being such a brat

Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?

At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:

- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?

The woman giggles.

- Of course I would!

- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?

The woman looks disgusted.

- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?

- That’s already been established. Now we’re just haggling about the price.