Dinosaur

what kind of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth?

A Flossiraptor

Courtesy of my 6-year old.

65,000,011 years ago

Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."

"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

An eyesaur

What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside?

Megasoreass