A man is new in town and asks the next passerby for directions: "Excuse me, could you please tell me where the church is?" "Yeah, it's on 3rd street." "What, right next to the brothel?" "What? No! The brothel is on 17th street." "Oh, I see. Thank you very much!"
Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie
Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"
Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"
Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
The movie Speed didn't have a director...
Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity.
My wife really hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my things and right.
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Luke:”Yoda, are we heading the right direction?”
Yoda:”Off course, we are.”