Discharge jokes

Army

Army

I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea

It was a dishonorable discharge

Girl

Girl

What is it called when a girl in the military squirts?

an honorable discharge.

(made this one up at work)

Navy

Navy

TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once.

Whoops, wrong sub.