Dock jokes

Man

Man

A man is sitting in the dock at court.

The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires. "I was making a bolt for the door".

Pressure

Pressure

Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock

But I don't give into pier pressure.