Dyslexia jokes

My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework.

The dyslexia doesn’t help either.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

My girlfriend insists that it says 'dyslexia' but what does she know.

A dyslexic kid once told me,

"I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia."

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex".

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".