Egypt jokes

Woman

Woman

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump moving to Egypt?

To live in a state of de Nile.

Pyramid

Pyramid

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

They were too heavy to steal and put in a British museum.