Europe jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

Dear Americans, As today is 9.11 I wish you all the best and am really sorry for your losses.

Greetings from Europe!

I hope England beats Iceland...

Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!

I always wondered why you hear stories of vampires in Europe but never Africa.

Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water, and they bless the rain down in Africa

As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country.

It's ridiculous and unfair. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.

At 18 a woman is like Africa, wild and untamed.

At 28 a woman is like Asia, exotic and beautiful.

At 38 a woman is like America, flourishing and in the prime of life.

At 48 a woman is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

At 58 a woman is like Australia, everyone knows it's down there but nobody gives a damn.