Facebook jokes

6 years ago i DMed my facebook crush telling her that I am going to take her out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.

She said no both times and blocked me

Just found an app that tells you which of your family members and friends are racist.

It's called Facebook.

If Facebook buys Gmail then the 'mark as seen' option would be changed to 'Mark has seen'.

My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands.

With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having

Facebook is set to release its own webmail client...

...emails will be flagged as "Mark has read"