Funds jokes

ATM

ATM

Getting really fucking annoyed now!

This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had "insufficient funds".

Stock

Stock

What do you call a bunch of hedge funds that already lost $70 B shorting stocks?

A good start. HOLD the LINE.

Octopus

Octopus

What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow

A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding