A gay man and his male friend are hanging out at his house...
After a while of playing games, talking, and watching TV, the friend gets hungry. He turns to his gay buddy and asks:
"Hey, I am gonna order some subs, do you want any?"
The gay man replies: "No, sorry, I only do doms."
What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?
wii-u
wii-u
wii-u
wii-u
heh
What video game would Adolf Hitler play?
Mein Kraft
My grandad just passed away...
We were really close and he was always competitive with me. No matter what game we played, tennis, cards, or even Xbox he would always try to win.
So it was only fitting that, and I’ll never forget this, on his death bed, as he breathed his last breath. He looked at me in the eyes and said...
"Staring contest... GO."
Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies.
For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house
As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.
Not because I’m sexist, I just don’t think it’s right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.
$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today
Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.
My friend can’t decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...
... Nobody can console him.
Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?
Because Ubisoft is in France.
What's an Anti-Vaxxer kids favorite game?
Half Life
Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek...
One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”.
You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.
Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.
What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?
Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service
You just play games.