Ginger

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate?

The Carroty Kid.

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger". The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?" "Its dead", the midwife says.

A woman gives birth to her first child and is laying in bed waiting for some test results to come back.

Eventually after a lengthy wait the doctor arrives and says:

“Ma’am, I have good news and bad news, which would you like first?”

Startled, she exclaims to get the bad news out of the way first.

“Well ma’am, the bad news is that your child is a ginger.”

Relieved that this isn’t as bad as she feared, the woman asks for the good news to which the doctor replied:

“It’s dead.”

The Deadliest Job in WW2

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads?

A ginger bred man.

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale.....

cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

How do you handle a redhead's temper?

Gingerly.