Government jokes

A political joke for both sides:

Joe Biden has forgotten more about governing than Trump ever learned.

Covid-19 stopped mass shootings faster than the government.

"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"

"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."

How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot?

Because it worked.

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence.

I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.

The government offered to buy back all my guns

I turned them down

I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.

Republicans want small government

So small that it fits in your doctors office and your bedroom

What's the only branch of the government that actually listens to its people?

NSA

I'm in so much debt...

I could start a government.