Grass jokes

I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought .... "These taser guns are well worth the money."

How did the pervert find the sheep in the tall grass?

Very satisfying.

Why do dwarves laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls.