Harry Potter

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

...

JK Rolling.

In the Harry Potter books, Sirius Black is in his early 30's,

... but in the movies, he look like an Oldman.

Harry Potter walks into a bar.

Because I put them on his bedroom window.

Harry Potter: "Hermoine, I'm gay"

Hermione: "Are you kidding?" Harry: "No, I'm fucking Sirius"