Headline jokes

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.

Did you hear about the guy who escaped from a lunatic asylum, raped a bunch of old women in a laundrette then ran away?

The newspaper headlines the next day read:

#**NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**#

If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy"

Credit to my friend Chris