Pillow

Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight unless...

you can handle the reaper cushions.

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.

Guess who’s getting some head tonight

My pillow

What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard?

A pillow fight.

So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand

Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"