Heart attack

Black guy

What do you call a black guy having a heart attack?

An ambulance.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

My grandfather died at auschwitz

He had a heart attack after he saw the gift shop prices.

A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane...

Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?!

Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan.

Heart-Attacks are overrated

I mean your heart works non-stop all of your life, would it kill you if the poor guy took a break for 5 minutes ?