Hill jokes

Jack an Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill's candy

Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy.

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

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JK Rolling.

Mountains aren't just funny

They are hill areas

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.

He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

Why did the non-binary prospector move to California in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are relaxing on a hill overlooking an abandoned house. They watch two people enter the house through a broken window. Time passes. Later they observe three people leave the house.

The physicist says, "Our measurements weren't accurate."

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The mathematician says, "If one more person goes inside, the house will be empty."